For an essay giving background on the contest, click here. The Bad Writing Contest celebrates the most stylistically lamentable passages found in scholarly books and articles published in the last few years. Ordinary journalism, fiction, departmental memos, etc. Deliberate parody cannot be allowed in a field where unintended self-parody is so widespread. Two of the most popular and influential literary scholars in the U. Bhabha, a leading voice in the fashionable academic field of postcolonial studies, produced the second-prize winner.
Oh Doctor Malik
A small commotion starts to rise from the opposite side of the room as some of your classmates are gazing at the door and seemingly trying to keep from hyperventilating. Confused, your teacher walks over to the door and opens it, letting the person causing the chaos to step through. Your jaw slacks a bit and your cheeks go slightly pink when Louis enters the room. You quickly snatch up your books and push Louis back into the hallway, profusely muttering apologies to your teacher as you go.
Normal people just wait in the parking lot.
The Clash were principled. They wrote real songs. They were goofy. They went to the edge and beyond. And they did what they did, made the world come to them, and felt guilty about it.
My co-owner name is Riley. We will post outfits preferences imagines and one shots here. Feel free to ask us anything you want. We hope you enjoy our blog: Harry was talking you out to the clubs tonight because he just got back from tour and wanted to do something you both loved to do together. All night there was this one guy who kept looking at you and Harry.
When he left to go to the bathroom he came up to you.
One direction hook up imagines
You were at the part were Becca and Audrey were talking in the shower and Audrey’s hook up comes out of the 1d Disney preference. Liam and 1d preferences hook up. I shot up out of the bed and jumped towards Calum. Today you were cleaning your house.
Nagito is a tall and skinny young man in his early twenties, around 22 at youngest. In Danganronpa Another Episode, he is around 20 years old, while his virtual avatar in the Neo World Program appeared as around 17 years old.. Nagito has light grey-green eyes, and sickly pale skin.
One direction hook up imagines What would you wear on your perfect first date? All those words and endearments. He nibbled on the newly made tender skin. Not the best imagines because this is my first piece of work. He dipped his head placing open kisses allover my torso. His eyes then scanned your lips, biting his own. He licked up my slit teasingly.
His intense stare gave you shivers all over. You were broken, simply broken. You two are just friends and the boys think you hooked up What makes you say that? Harry continued thrusting a few more times riding out or highs. You brought his lips to yours again. Im in love with this song.
Intercourse with You
You were taking a camping trip when you ran into him and your rondevoos started. You were sitting in your tent when you heard leaves crackling outside. You lit your lantern and unzipped the door. You turned around to go back to your tent when hands covered your mouth and a short, blonde Irish boy stood in front of you.
37 — The Family — HEXAGRAM NUMBER THIRTY-SEVEN – FAMILY. Other titles: Family Life, Clan, Home, Linkage, Dwelling People, The Psyche, “May indicate a situation where the family can and should help.”– D.F. Hook Judgment. Legge: For the regulation of The Family, what is most advantageous is that the wife be firm and correct. Wilhelm/Baynes: The Family.
Now you can’t help but be tempted by fruit hanging ripe on the tree If you desire to lay here beside me, come to my sweet melody “Make a Little Noise” and “Aphrodisiac” by M: Danny Brown has “I Will”. He doesn’t even try to hide what the song’s about. Take it off, baby, bend over, let me see it You looking for a real pussy eater, I can be it Akon’s “Right Now Na na na “.
Actually, he says “Make UP right now” not “make love”. However, his rather conscious effort to emphasize that they have to make up “right now” and wanting to “tease, squeeze and please her” leaves little to no free interpretation as to what he could mean anyway. Ludacris is the master at this. It’s pretty evident what ” What’s Your Fantasy ” is about.
And in case that wasn’t explicit enough, there’s always the remix where Trina raps, “You can La-la-la-lick me from my ass to my clit
You had only seen Harry two days ago, and the picture of him was fresh in your brain, wanting him, badly. You attached it around your neck, admiring it until two strong arm wrapped around your neck from behind. The familiar scent of the man made your heart swell along with the tears in your eyes.
We are pleased to announce winners of the third Bad Writing Contest, sponsored by the scholarly journal Philosophy and Literature and its internet discussion group, PHIL-LIT.. The Bad Writing Contest attempts to locate the ugliest, most stylistically awful passage found in a scholarly book or article published in the last few years.
This chapter is actually a chapter of the Deeper Insights book, but it was also added as one of the interconnected Illuminati families. The Illuminati have refined the art of deception far beyond what the common man has imagined. The very life and liberty of humanity requires the unmasking of their deceptions. That is what this book is about. Honesty is a necessary ingredient for any society to function successfully. Deception has become a national pastime, starting with our business and political leaders and cascading down to the grass roots.
The deceptions of the Illuminati’s mind-control may be hidden, but in their wake they are leaving tidal waves of distrust that are destroying America. While the CIA pretends to have our nations best interest at heart, anyone who has seriously studied the consequences of deception on a society will tell you that deception will seriously damage any society until it collapses. Lies seriously damage a community, because trust and honesty are essential to communication and productivity.
One Direction Imagines (One Shots)
Ellen DeGeneres would read a series of statements, and each of the boys would flip a paddle to reveal whether they had or hadn’t done something. DeGeneres asked them to confirm or deny the following: To find out who has and hasn’t done those things, watch the video. Later, when the band performed its hit single, “Perfect,” DeGeneres asked the boys of 1D to raise their hands if they’re single.
First shots were okay but soon lapsed into the generic expensive production sans authentic portrayal of the historical period. And a wipe-out of the artistic genius and artistic character of Da Vinci.
With everything you had you loved him. But it was beginning to not be enough. He would stay out late, and leave early in the morning. It was beginning to effect you. You would sleep less and less, tossing and turning in bed, eventually crying yourself to sleep. You avoided each other, knowing any teeny argument would result in the inevitable: You wanted to make it work. One day, after having enough of the silence, you broke. You know what I mean. You want to know why? I wanted to see, maybe you would change.
To be with me? If you really want to go, then go. You had texted your friend yesterday, warning her that any day now you might be showing up at her doorstep.
JOAN’S ANNOTATED RECOMMENDED READING LIST
John Holdren, Obama’s Science Czar, says: Forced abortions and mass sterilization needed to save the planet Book he authored in advocates for extreme totalitarian measures to control the population Forced abortions. A “Planetary Regime” with the power of life and death over American citizens. The tyrannical fantasies of a madman? Or merely the opinions of the person now in control of science policy in the United States? In a book Holdren co-authored in , the man now firmly in control of science policy in this country wrote that:
JOAN’S ANNOTATED RECOMMENDED READING LIST. This list of recommended authors and books is in no way intended to be a comprehensive, definitive or authoritative list of nondual or spiritual books.
You hook up with one of the other boys after a fight You roll your eyes and shrug. You give him the middle finger and storm off onto the tour bus, leaving him in the recording studio. You admire Louis’ shirtlessness, he must’ve been getting dressed or something. You shake your head and Louis motions you to come over and he gathers you in a hug. I just, I like how you can have fun and be a bit crazy sometimes, I wish he could do that.
You have a boyfriend. One of his best friends. But you don’t want to move. This is so wrong. It feels so right.
Oh Doctor Malik
I’m fighting for the people I love. Ultimately, I am a hero. And light cannot destroy darkness, it can only create more light. I will not kill innocents.
by Fritz Springmeier. September from ConspiracyTheories Website Spanish version. This chapter is actually a chapter of the Deeper Insights book, but it was also added as one of the interconnected Illuminati families.
Atom the Amazing Zombie Killer They really got the old 80s Troma vibe and spirit down pat in this one. It’s obviously very low-budget, but of the type that embraces its limitations with a good sense of trashy and silly comedy. He also has to live up to his bowling-legend grandfather Lloyd Kaufman. When his head gets knocked one too many times and his rival steals his girlfriend, the zombies come out, and it’s up to Atom to save the world The splatter effects, although low-budget and although they unrealistically tear apart bodies like rag dolls full of guts and blood, are gleefully way over-the-top with a somewhat nasty streak of creativity.
Fetuses and umbilical cords are used in one scene, heads are smashed and crushed regularly in really messy ways, intestines splash more than just blood, and one girl gets a surprise umbrella impalement.
Harry Imagine: You Get Drunk and Hook Up with a Girl in Front of Him (Requested)
Originally, I thought the same, but then I switched to Zayn. But now I’m with Harry doing it now! But anyway, this is my take on Harry being Captain Hook and all. Hope you like it! At least until Louis came along. Louis was a spunky boy that woed you and then just straight up took you.
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Masterlist Liam You had just finished loading the dishwasher after dinner as you heard Liam walk into the kitchen. You faintly smiled because you knew you probably looked terrible. The bags under your eyes were obvious. You had been pulling double duty with your 15 month baby, Raquel while Liam was on tour. He had only came back yesterday, but you knew you were still tired.
He nodded before you both walked up stairs to your room. Her giggled filled the room coming from the other side of the bed. She was never good at this game. You both walked around to see your daughter trying to open up a box of condoms on the floor. You heard a laugh from Liam as he picked up the box. Niall You were at home when you received a call from Niall. You had him run some errands for you today, so you thought he had a question since you gave him many tasks.